Stop losing $20–40K a year to voicemail.
HeyDiane builds you a custom AI receptionist that answers every call, books jobs straight into your calendar, and sounds like a real person — not a chatbot. Built in Sherwood Park. Live in 5 days.
Alberta-built
Sherwood Park HQ
Stripe-secured
PCI-DSS payments
SOC 2 voice
Retell-powered
80% refundable
First 14 days
Month-to-month
No contract
You can't pick up. You're under a furnace, on a roof, with a client, at lunch, with your kids. The phone rings. Voicemail.
Most callers don't leave one. They call the next number on Google. Sometimes that's a $400 tune-up. Sometimes it's a $4,200 replacement. Either way it's not your job anymore.
A part-time receptionist costs $2,400–$3,600/month and quits every 18 months. A national answering service speaks in scripts and doesn't know your service area, your pricing, or which calls are real emergencies.
Diane is a third option. Configured for your business specifically. On your line 24/7. $497 a month.
How Diane works
Discovery call
15 minutes. I learn your service area, your pricing tiers, your emergency protocol, and which calls go to your cell. No sales pitch — if it doesn't fit I'll tell you.
Configuration
I build Diane to your business. After-hours fees, escalation rules, the calls she handles vs. the ones she sends to you. You hear her on Day 3 and tell me what to change.
Go-live
She picks up the calls you don't. Books jobs into your Google or Microsoft calendar. Sends a daily 7am summary of last night's calls. Texts you for true emergencies.
Hear Diane handle a real call
Pick a scenario, read the transcript, decide if she sounds like someone you'd hire. No phone number required.
Or call the live demo line: (587) 555-1234
Get Diane
5-day setup- ✓$1,500 one-time setup
- ✓$497/month subscription
- ✓Month-to-month. No annual contract.
- ✓80% of setup refunded if you cancel within 14 days of kickoff.
- ✓Live in 5 days from payment.
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Common questions
See all →How is this different from a generic AI answering service?+
Generic services don't know your service area, your after-hours fees, or which jobs are real emergencies. Diane is configured for your business specifically. She quotes the right callout fee, knows which calls escalate to your cell, and books to your calendar.
Will my customers know it's AI?+
Some will. Most won't unless they're listening for it. We disclose AI on request and never claim Diane is human. Voice quality is good enough that the experience is closer to a real receptionist than a phone tree.
What if Diane mishandles a call?+
Forward me the recording or describe what happened. We patch the prompt within hours. The first 30 days are the tuning window — most owners hit one or two bumps and we smooth them.
Is there a contract?+
No. Month-to-month. 80% of the setup is refundable if you cancel within 14 days of kickoff. Cancel any time after that with one click.
Why $1,500 setup?+
It pays for the configuration work — service area mapping, pricing rules, emergency protocol, escalation logic, calendar integration, and QA. After that, the $497/month covers the phone number, the AI infrastructure, and ongoing tuning.
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